Norm Freakshakes&Meal Toppers

FEAR AND LOATHING FREAKSHAKE

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a wild, psychedelic masterpiece, and the inspiration behind NORM'S newest freakshake. This hot pink dream is made from a blend of freeze dried crocodile, pink dragonfruit powder and raw goats' milk powder.

🐊 Crocodile is a very high protein meat that is rich in anti-inflammatory omega 3 fatty acids

🐉 Dragonfruit is loaded with phytonutrients and their powerful, disease fighting antioxidant properties

🐐 Raw goats' milk is both prebiotic and probiotic, making it great for gut health. It is generally better digested by dogs and cats than cows' milk.

 

PORK TESTES MEAL TOPPER

NORM'S pork testes meal topper is a freeze-dried, single ingredient powder, perfect for adding to kibble, raw meals, Likimats, Kongs, freakshakes or homemade dog treats.

Testes can be tricky to find but that doesn’t mean your wild one should miss out the nutritional variety they provide. Some of the benefits of testicles include: 

🐽  Source of vitamin B12

🍒  Rich in phosphorus

🍆  Sexy hormones

 

DUCK LIVER MEAL TOPPER

NORM'S duck liver is a freeze-dried, single ingredient powder, perfect for using in place of fresh liver if your pet doesn't enjoy the texture, which is pretty common.

The liver is a secreting organ that’s extremely nutritious and duck liver is not so easily sourced as common options like chicken or lamb.

Some of the nutritional benefits of duck liver include: 

🌞 Contains double the vitamin B12 of chicken liver and up to ten times as much vitamin D

🦆 Rich in protein, iron, zinc, selenium and vitamin A 

🤎The perfect alternative for dogs and cats that don't like the texture of fresh liver, or have food sensitivities to more common proteins 

 

GOLD DUST FREAKSHAKE

ecause you guys just can’t get enough balls, introducing NORM’s Gold Dust freakshake! This powdered milkshake mix for your pet is made from freeze dried ram balls, goji berries, turmeric and coconut milk.

🐏 Lamb testes are an excellent source of B vitamins - especially B12

☄️ Goji berries are rich in Vitamin A, Vitamin C, fibre and iron

🫚 Turmeric contains curcumin, a powerful anti-inflammatory and antioxidant compound

🥥 Coconut milk powder is dairy free for beasties who don't do well with dairy, and it’s rich in medium chain triglycerides (aka healthy fats!)

 

9 LIVES FREAKSHAKE

Finally something for the bitchy weirdo in your life to push off the edge of the table: introducing our 9 Lives freakshake for cats! This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried water buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder and organic catnip. 

This freakshake was designed with your pussy in mind, but it’s perfectly safe for doggos too.

🦬  Buffalo is a hypoallergenic meat that is high in iron and protein. Liver is an excellent source of copper and vitamin A.

🍼  Raw goats' milk is both prebiotic and probiotic, low in casein and has smaller fat globules than cows' milk, making it much easier for cats to digest.

🌵 Catnip "Nepeta cataria"is a herb that makes two thirds of cats go loopy. It’s kitty crack, but also a perfectly safe herb that felines love. We just use a tiny bit so the affects may be subtle.

 

SPIRULINA AND CHICKEN HEART FREAKSHAKE

 

NORM's freakshake is a nutritious milkshake mix, made from powdered freeze-dried chicken hearts, raw goat’s milk powder and green spirulina.

🫀  Chicken hearts are loaded with protein, B12, iron, zinc & copper

🐐  Raw goat's milk is both prebiotic and probiotic for gut health

🦠  Spirulina is an antioxidant rich cyanobacterium that fights the release of histamines, making it perfect for allergy prone doggos.

 

BUFFALO LIVER MEAL TOPPER

 

NORM'S water buffalo liver is a freeze-dried, single ingredient powder, perfect for adding to raw meals, Likimats, pizza, Kongs, cocktails, freakshakes, banana splits, or homemade dog treats.

🦬 Buffalo is a novel protein for many pets, making it a hypoallergenic choice and perfect for allergy-prone normies

🎯 Buffalo is low in fat and high in iron, protein, zinc and vitamins B6, B3 and B12

👁️ Liver is an excellent source of the mineral copper and vitamin A for eye health

❄️ Freeze dried liver is ideal for pets who don't enjoy the texture of fresh liver

 

ALICE IN WONDERLAND FREAKSHAKE

 

Fall down the rabbit hole with NORM's Alice in Wonderland themed freakshake. This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried goat pluck, turkey tail mushrooms, blue spirulina and coconut milk powder. Goat pluck is the liver, lungs, heart and trachea, making it the perfect blend of nutritious offal for your pal. 

🐐 Goat is a novel protein for many animals, and this four organ combo fills so many nutritional gaps. 

🍄 Turkey Tail mushrooms are medicinal fungi with extraordinary immune system supporting and anti-cancer properties 

🦕 Blue spirulina is pure phycocyanin, extracted from green spirulina, making it and wildly concentrated source of antioxidants

🥥 Coconut milk powder is dairy free for those critters who don't do well with dairy, and is a good source of medium chain triglycerides (healthy fats!)

 

PURPLE HAZE FREAKSHAKE

 

It’s time to get psychedelic with NORM’s Purple Haze freakshake. This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried kangaroo pluck, beetroot, butterfly pea powder and coconut milk.

Kangaroo pluck is the liver, lungs, heart and trachea, making it an outstanding offal ouvre. 

🦘 Kangaroo pluck is a nutritious and hypoallergenic combo of iron-rich, hard to source organs

🩷 Beetroot is brimming with glutamine, an amino acid that promotes immune system and digestive health

🦋 Butterfly pea flower is a plant native to Asia, known for its brilliant blue colour, thanks to the presence of the antioxidant compounds anthocyanins

🥥 Coconut milk powder is a dairy free alternative for lactose intolerant normies, and an excellent source of medium chain triglycerides (dem healthy fats)

 

OX SPLEEN MEAL TOPPER

 

NORM'S ox spleen is a freeze-dried, single ingredient powder, perfect for adding to kibble, raw meals, Likimats, Kongs, freakshakes or homemade dog treats.

The spleen is a secreting organ that’s extremely nutritious but not so easily sourced fresh.

Some of the nutritional benefits of ox spleen include: 

🥩  Very rich in heme iron 

🖤  Vitamin B12 and selenium 

👾  Source of alkylglycerols

Alkylglycerols are an anti-cancer agent that support the immune system. They’re also found in shark liver, which has been used in folk medicine for eons, and are thought to be the reason sharks very rarely suffer from cancer 🦈